62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.
56. The following words and phrases are never to be uttered over communication devices during an active mission ever again: “Exploring sexuality,” “Necrophilia,” “It’s getting hot in herr, so take off all your clothes,” “I hate everyone on this mission and I wish they’d die in a fire,” “Nick Fury can go suck on a big bag of sausages,” references to Bruce’s giant stash of weed, mention of anyone’s erection, or “Shawarma.”
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- when you meet up for dinner tell him he is looking “chris fine”
- once dinner is over head back to his place for some “chris wine”
- after you have done all of the above, look deep into his eyes and say: “will you be chris mine?”
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