appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen
there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes
MY GIRLFRIEND HAS THE PRETTIEST BROWN EYES EVER SO I’M SORRY IF YOU HAVE BROWN EYES AND ARE NT HER BECAUSE HERS ARE THE PRETTIEST EVER K THX BYE
i have literally always wanted nothing more than pretty colored eyes
but the other day i was sitting across from my crush and the sun hit his eyes in the most perfect way and they lit up and turned into melted milk chocolate and i swear to god i fell in love right then
"I only sleep with people I love, which is why I have insomnia."
The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls
, Emilie Autumn (via quotes-for-reference
I thought you were dead.
You poor pathetic paranoid
Is it just me or do you secretly enjoy it?
foxes are the most important animals on earth
Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
- smile and clap along
- have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
- scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
- sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
- go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
- start a mosh pit